Jokes 4

Sorry for letting u'all wait so long for this joke.

Q)What did the dog say when he was attacked by a tiger?
A)Nothing,dogs can't talk.

Q)What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A)A headbanger

Q)What do cats put in soft drinks?
A)Mice Cubes

Q)What did Mr. and Mrs.Chicken call their baby?
A)Egg.

Q)What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A)Are you my Mother?

Go out for three days

Sorry guys,I need to go for my 3days 2night trip.when i get back on monday,I will update 15 jokes for u'all.So do not have worries and wish u'all will hav a very relax day on sunday.

Jokes 2

Wish you all will laugh when see this jokes.

1)three guys,ShutUp,Manners and Poop drove too fast and poop fell off the car.ShutUp went to the police station,where, the police man ask,whats your name?ShutUp,he answer.Hey,where are your manners!The police man exclaimed.ShutUp replied,outside on the road,scratin' up poop!

2)Roger was in a full bus when a fat lady opposite said to him,if you were gentlemen,you'd stand up and let someone else sit down.And if you a were a lady,Roger replied you'd stand up and let four people sit down!

3)My brothers been practicing the violin for ten years.Is he anygood?No,it was nine years before he found out he wasn't supposed to blow!

4)Q:Whats the healthiest insect?
A:A vitamin bee

5)Q:What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A:Fire-Quacker

A holiday on this saturday 17/12/2005

My father is bringing me,my sister and my beloved mummy to a cruise ship holiday.I hope I will enjoy.Hey, got a lot of relaxing things to do on a cruise ship.Let me tell u'all some relaxing thing to do on a cruise ship.First,u can hav a cup of juice,sitting on a chair watching the sea.Second,go swimming on the cruise ship swimming pool,go on a jacuzzi and hav a drink or ice-cream,YUM YUM YUM.Last,at night,go out to see some star with family,sitting on the chair,watching the sky full of shiny stars.I think i will hav no worries on the cruise ship trip.(HAKUNA MATATA)u know wat this means if u got watch lion king.I'm getting excited to go on the trip. Smile everyday.I will update my jokes everyday.Try to relax,you will live longer i think.

How to relax

If you ask me how to relax,I will tell you to sit on a comfortable sofa in a cold environment,watching a 48inch tv drinking a cup of cold soda.Thats the way i relax.And the best is no homework.I will say yay for that.write some comments about how u relax.

Jokes

There are few jokes here,hope u like it.

Animal jokes

1)Q:How do cows count?
A:They use a cowculator

2)Q:What is a ducks favorite TV show
A:The Feather forecast

3)A fat men when into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice-cream,cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. Would you like a cherry on top ask the waitrees.No thanks,said the man.I'm on a die

4)Waiter,there's a cockroach in my sup.Sorry Sir,we're all out of flies.

5)Q:Who steals from her grandma house? A:Little red robin hood