tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-198881042011-06-27T18:05:33.168-07:00Relax Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01227835765350898519noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19888104.post-1135662159832558252005-12-26T21:31:00.000-08:002005-12-27T06:44:00.376-08:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 255); font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Sorry for letting u'all wait so long for this joke.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Q)What did the dog say when he was attacked by a tiger?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >A)Nothing,dogs can't talk.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Q)What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >A)A headbanger</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Q)What do cats put in soft drinks?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >A)Mice Cubes</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Q)What did Mr. and Mrs.Chicken call their baby?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >A)Egg.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Q)What did the porcupine say to the cactus?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >A)Are you my Mother?</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19888104-113566215983255825?l=relaxandrelease.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Relax Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01227835765350898519noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19888104.post-1134777371810541502005-12-16T15:52:00.000-08:002005-12-16T15:59:08.053-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 204, 153);font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Sorry guys,I need to go for my 3days 2night trip.when i get back on monday,I will update 15 jokes for u'all.<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">So do not have worries and wish u'all will hav a very relax day on sunday.</span></span> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19888104-113477737181054150?l=relaxandrelease.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Relax Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01227835765350898519noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19888104.post-1134709835212286042005-12-15T20:55:00.000-08:002005-12-15T21:35:31.133-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7833/1977/1600/final%20fantasy%20VII.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7833/1977/200/final%20fantasy%20VII.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Wish you all will laugh when see this jokes.</span> <span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /><br />1)three guys,ShutUp,Manners and Poop drove too fast and poop fell off the car.ShutUp went to the police station,where, the police man ask,whats your name?ShutUp,he answer.Hey,where are your manners!The police man exclaimed.ShutUp replied,outside on the road,scratin' up poop!</span> <span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /><br />2)Roger was in a full bus when a fat lady opposite said to him,if you were gentlemen,you'd stand up and let someone else sit down.And if you a were a lady,Roger replied you'd stand up and let four people sit down!<br /><br />3)My brothers been practicing the violin for ten years.Is he anygood?No,it was nine years before he found out he wasn't supposed to blow!<br /><br />4)Q:Whats the healthiest insect?<br /> A:A vitamin bee<br /><br />5)Q:What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?<br /> A:Fire-Quacker<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19888104-113470983521228604?l=relaxandrelease.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Relax Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01227835765350898519noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19888104.post-1134666246979416852005-12-15T08:52:00.000-08:002005-12-16T16:03:46.823-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7833/1977/1600/final%20fantasy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7833/1977/320/final%20fantasy.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">My father is bringing me,my sister and my beloved mummy to a cruise ship holiday.I hope I will enjoy.Hey, got a lot of relaxing things to do on a cruise ship.Let me tell u'all some relaxing thing to do on a cruise ship.First,u can hav a cup of juice,sitting on a chair watching the sea.Second,go swimming on the cruise ship swimming pool,go on a jacuzzi and hav a drink or ice-cream,YUM YUM YUM.Last,at night,go out to see some star with family,sitting on the chair,watching the sky full of shiny stars.I think i will hav no worries on the cruise ship trip.(HAKUNA MATATA)u know wat this means if u got watch lion king.I'm getting excited to go on the trip. Smile everyday.I will update my jokes everyday.Try to relax,you will live longer i think.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19888104-113466624697941685?l=relaxandrelease.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Relax Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01227835765350898519noreply@blogger.com74tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19888104.post-1134642188472144942005-12-15T01:23:00.000-08:002005-12-15T02:23:08.480-08:00<span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">If you ask me how to relax,I will tell you to sit on a comfortable sofa in a cold environment,watching a 48inch tv drinking a cup of cold soda.Thats the way i relax.And the best is no homework.I will say yay for that.write some comments about how u relax.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19888104-113464218847214494?l=relaxandrelease.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Relax Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01227835765350898519noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19888104.post-1134638403119999622005-12-15T01:05:00.000-08:002005-12-15T21:18:56.350-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7833/1977/1600/chaos_2_1024.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7833/1977/200/chaos_2_1024.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); font-family: arial;">There are few jokes here,hope u like it.<br /><br />Animal jokes<br /><br />1)Q:How do cows count?<br /> A:They use a cowculator<br /><br />2)Q:What is a ducks favorite TV show<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-family: arial;"> A:The Feather forecast</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-family: arial;"><br /><br />3)A fat men when into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice-cream,cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-family: arial;">Would you like a cherry on top ask the waitrees.No thanks,said the man.I'm on a die </span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-family: arial;"><br /><br />4)Waiter,there's a cockroach in my sup.Sorry Sir,we're all out of flies.</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-family: arial;"><br /><br />5)Q:Who steals from her grandma house?</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-family: arial;"> A:Little red robin hood</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19888104-113463840311999962?l=relaxandrelease.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Relax Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01227835765350898519noreply@blogger.com1